Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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