Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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