**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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