you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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