xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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