i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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