I must be too annoying 4 u.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
where does the pee come out of this thing
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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