She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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