Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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