She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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