3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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