Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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