How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Randomize