i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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