you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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