I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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