Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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