is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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