This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I'm at about main and main street
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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