I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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