its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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