Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You surviving the open bar?
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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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