No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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