You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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