Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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