i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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