So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
