Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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