YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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