Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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