Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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