4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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