is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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