I wish I could teleport
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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