Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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