your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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