I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Randomize