Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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