your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Sext me about skeletons
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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