Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She's JV to your varsity
just come out here and I will go home with you...
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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