why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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