its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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