doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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