no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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