No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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