I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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