please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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