Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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