I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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