I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You know, be my cock's hype man.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Randomize
