you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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