at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I stole a fireplace last night.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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